After relaunching the BPP site in WordPress, I’ve been getting comments on my first few Musings. But of course, most are ridiculous spam comments which beg only a one word response – Really?
Really? Is my work ‘wonderfully lucid’ and ‘gratifying’? Are you really ‘thirstily’ awaiting my next post? Or did you just cut and paste an entire generic, adverb-riddled comment for the less than microscopic chance of plugging your make-more-money-at-home dot com spam site? Is English even your first language?
Although annoying, some of these comments are entertaining. I’ve posted a few below. And if you are truly reading this for actual comprehension purposes(doubtful) and intend to post your cyber refuse, I ‘thirstily’ recommend you not waste your time with the CTRL C and V buttons. Instead, take that time and off yourself. ‘Substantially’, your life has become nugatory.
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From Helpless as a Borrego in Mud:
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Ed: Well, I’m glad you find it so astonishing. Getting stuck in the mud isn’t really what I would call astonishing, but I guess for a person with as much intellect as a chalk stick, it might be. But you are correct on one point – I am an expert on the subject of getting stuck in mud.
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Ed: Substantially, huh? Well, it’s great you insignificantly fit in with my conclusions. Do you also fit in with my conclusion that you’re an unmitigated mental midget? And instead of thirstily awaiting my next post, go quench your thirst by taking a long walk off a short pier. And don’t you dare grab my rss. I don’t swing that way.
